Idiots and their cars

Stupid Road Trips Go Wrong

Traveling is fun, however it can get risky. Exiting your comfort zone increases the probability that something may go awry, especially when it comes to driving in countries other than your own. In some cases, just like the one above, dreadfully awry. however whereas such stories might be mortifying at the moment, they furnish us masses to laugh about subsequently. Always remember that the foundation of comedy is tragedy e.g. me slipping on a banana peel is tragic, you slipping on a banana peel is comic. 
Considering that in mind, let’s explore: When Road Negotiating Fail.



It’s winter so we’ll begin with some photos of drivers failing to navigate icy roads properly. This driver just wanna do a seesaw game in his car.

 
At the very least, that guy doing the balancing act above was ready to get into his car. not sure what the procedure is for when your car is completely encased in ice. Could any snowbound readers enlighten us?
 
This driver saw a scary apparition in the snow. Kind of gives a new meaning to the phrase “scared straight.”


Not that driving in the rain is fool-proof either, especially when combined with, you know, a giant log flying off the back of a truck and straight at your head.


But don’t be duped into thinking that driving behind a potato truck is any safer; you might end up being attacked by the potatoes.


She does not have a bath tub at home


When driving abroad, make sure you understand the terrain. Even the most heavy duty of Hummer vehicles can fall victim to a swamp. So look where you are going buddy.

 
..and please do not provoke the elephant by having sex inside your van?

 



Fortunately all Hummer drivers can take comfort in their ability to mercilessly (and literally) crush their parking competition.


And speaking of parking, always make sure to choose a spot that’s away from a giant volleyball.


Or an airport runway.


Or directly under the tree when a storm is brewing.



If you want to drive your own rented limo, make sure you understands how to drive in the city. We can still hear the San Franciscans laughing about this one.


This is very ingenious. Turning a bus into a bridge


WTF? I am sure there was a road in front of this garage yesterday


BMW (Bum Moron Witless) driver. You are supposed to engage forward gear.


Trying to squeeze your car, no matter how small, onto a pedestrian walkway is never successful or advisable.


Ultimately, traveling is a lot like life. Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down. The important thing is to keep moving forward.


...but not into the local Fat Duck Chinese restaurant (Haiyyaaah) or into the pool (Oops).

Last however not least, we know that beach parking will be troublesome to seek out within the summer months, but if you select to leave your vehicle right by the shore, forever remember when high water rolls in. You’ve solely got one chance: wrong parking and your car will be playing submarine before too long.